The Rewind

Fox News: Man jokingly takes pregnancy test, finds out he has testicular cancer

A funny post on the popular social news site Reddit soon turned into a serious health issue regarding cancer – and may have saved one man’s life, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.

An anonymous user posted a story about his friend, who jokingly took a pregnancy test left by an ex-girlfriend and was surprised when the test came back positive. Thousands of Reddit users posted comments on the story, many telling the original user to have his friend get tested for testicular cancer.

Dreamin' Demon: Woman Accused Of Knocking Out Little Sister During Fight Over Bag Of Cheetos

Police have arrested a woman in Texas after they say she beat her little sister with an extension cord before knocking her unconscious during a fight over Cheetos.

After a 10-year-old girl showed up to school with suspicious bruises and a bump on her head, school counselors contacted CPS and informed them that this was not the first time the girl had come to school with injuries. When inquired about her injuries, the girl told police they were from her older sister, 23-year-old Deby Mejia.

NBC News: 478 birds! Illinois man charged with animal hoarding

Misdemeanor animal hoarding charges have been filed against an Aurora, Ill., man whose home was filled with more than 400 birds.

The DuPage County State’s Attorney’s Office in Illinois said Tuesday that 57-year-old David Skeberdis was ordered to appear in court Dec. 4.

The charges come after Aurora authorities last month investigated a report of multiple birds visible in Skeberdis’ home.

Dreamin' Demon: Woman Who Drove On Sidewalk To Pass School Bus Ordered To Wear Idiot Sign

For those of you who missed the story, a Cleveland Metropolitan School District bus driver got fed up with a female driver who was in the habit of using the sidewalk to pass his stopped school bus as he loaded and unloaded kids. The driver of the bus, Uriah Herron, contacted police who then set up a trap to nab the woman.

The driver of the vehicle seen in the video was 32-year-old Shena Hardin. After being caught red-handed, she was charged with not stopping for a school bus and reckless operation, charges she plead not guilty to in September. These charges could have gotten Hardin some time in jail if she ended up in front of a jury, so Hardin wisely plead out and agreed to pay $250 in court costs and have her license suspended for 30 days.

New York Post: Gasoline-filled soy sauce containers spark fire at Midtown sushi restaurant

A fire erupted at a Midtown sushi restaurant last night after a worker haphazardly carried gasoline in soy sauce containers, sources said.

“I was pouring a round of Jack Daniels,” said ENO restaurant bartender Adele Mackenzie. “The next thing I know the bus boy was on fire.”

Mackenzie said that 10 Upstate New York tree trimmers who were in town for hurricane Sandy relief efforts and who happened to be eating at ENO, tackled the busboy to put out the flames.

CNews: Brazilian woman sells virginity for $780,000

A 20-year-old Brazilian woman has sold her virginity for $780,000 in an online auction to a Japanese man known simply as Natsu.

Catarina Migliorini’s virginity auction was organized by Virgins Wanted, the project of Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely.

The Huffington Post: Brandon James Clifford, Sex Offender, Places Ads Asking Women To 'Kick Him In The Groin'

Cops say convicted sex offender Brandon James Clifford has placed Craigslist ads in several cities including Portland, Salt Lake City, Richmond and Boston, offering women money if they will repeatedly “kick him in the groin,” according to KOMO.

The ads, which don’t appear to be up any longer, said Clifford was looking for women with strong legs, such as soccer players or kick boxers. The ad claimed he wanted help teaching women self-defense classes, but police say he was out for sexual gratification.

Dreamin' Demon: Man Nabbed In Identity Theft Scheme Wearing Worst Disguise In the History of Disguises

CNews: Woman fights off shark with 'black belt punch'

A tourist in Hawaii survived an attack by a nearly four-metre-long tiger shark by giving it a taekwondo “black belt punch in the nose.”

Mariko Haugen and her husband, Don, were swimming with turtles in Maui last weekend when the shark came into view.

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